Christmas Wishes

Merry Christmas Wishes 2018

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Christmas Wishes 2018:

Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”
Santa: “Be realistic”
Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and pee in peace.”
Santa: “What color Unicorn would you like?”

“I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the White runs out I’ll drink the Red!”

“This is the time of year to be grateful to Jesus because he got you a few extra days off from work.”

“Thanks to autocorrect, the children who don’t check over their work will be getting a visit from Satan this year.”

“It’s the thought that counts and I put a ton of thought into picking out this Christmas card for you!”

“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone was on their phone.”

“I took my daughter to go see Santa at the mall, and guess what that jerk did? He called her a ‘ho’ three times!”

“Does anyone else think it is strange that we allow an old, fat man to sneak into our house in the middle of the night, eat cookies and drink milk and then fill our socks with his junk?”

“Sorry to inform you but Christmas is cancelled this year. Apparently YOU told Santa you were good this year and he died laughing.”

“A Christmas greeting from a lawyer: Wishing you a Merry Christmas.”

Do you know why this Christmas card is so wonderful? Because it isn’t an email and it isn’t a text.

“I like my men like I like my Christmas ornaments: bright, colorful and well hung!”

“One of the best things about Christmas is the office Christmas party. It’s a great opportunity to finally meet face-to-face the people who you’ve been emailing from a few feet away all year.”

“May the light of Christmas be your sun that you may never walk in obscurity; I offer you this season’s gifts of Joy and unending testimonies. Merry Christmas!!!”

“Christmas has been cancelled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!”

“This year you were not good… You were FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!”

“Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas”

Funny Christmas Wishes 2018

“Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You”

“Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you”

“Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you”

“May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you”

“Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas”

“Do not expect Santa
They all are Drunk and flat
Merry Christmas without gifts”

“I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas”

“Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also
Merry Christmas”

“Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me
Merry Christmas to you”

“I have Kept some photos in my home
So come here instead of Church
you can drink and pray,
And no more boring speech from the priest
Merry Christmas and Happy New year”

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